Film Archive Opens!
The Grand Re-Opening of the FPH Film Archive was today, with various dignitaries in attendance, including Lief H. Ericson, PhD, a long-time advocate of the Film Archive, and two Emperor Penguins. The FPH Film Archive had its humble beginnings as a nearly empty shack on the side of the internet highway with the sign FPH VIDEOS pasted on the outside. It sold various niche pornographic items and a few cutouts from old issues of the FPH Sun.
Well, the FPH Film Archive has gotten much further now. It now features a real door with a real knob, and a growing selection currently consisting of five intelligent and artistic works (non-pornographic!) available for viewing on a $25 projector inside. Visitors will now be able to enjoy these videos on comfortable folding plastic seats or an old tire that was dragged inside (a local favourite). To view films in this exclusive setting, the Film Archive is offering a low introductory admission cost of $15 per viewing. Templars save 10% on admission!
FPH Film Archive